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Name:
Ellery Jones
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Mini biography...
Age 1- Formulated a plan for world domination.
Age 2- .plan was changed
Age 7- pee'd my pants in school
Age 8- Realized I was too quiet to be cool and took my anger out on the family shed.
Age 11- Fell in the panda cage at the zoo
Age 14- DISCOVERED MASTURBATION (high point in my life)
Age 18- Found the pleasure of pineapple

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